Some girls were having their throats sucked on the dancefloor.
Others were bolting for the toilets with mascara running down their faces.
With that in mind, I decided to have a serious go at goading the fat, creepy flying kid in a nappy to fire a sharp object at me. Online Dating Even now, dating over the internet has a stigma attached to it, throwing up images of guys in a box room, playing World of Warcraft with one hand and doing God knows what else with the other.
I was going to try my hand on the dating scene, and have a go at a few tried and trusted methods so I could write about them for Left Lion. Signing up to a dating site is scary; I worried that I’d know at least twenty percent of the people on there, Nottingham being the small, intimate place that it is.
Luckily, there were only two, one of whom knew what I was up to. Choosing the right username was harder than I thought. Would a pic of me on a night out give out the best signals? Then there’s the profile blurb; I went for some vague waffle about my job, books and films, whereas my friend (who joined me in my online dating foray) just listed one-word answers.
Nothing says ‘Home with Mam with nothing to do’ more than someone messaging you at 10.57pm on Christmas Eve. Don’t get me wrong; there were some nice guys on the website. Find event listings and line ups, venue details, ticket information, nearby hotels and restaurants - all the essential information in one place! Got an event that's not listed or need to update your events details?Add your Dating event free of charge, using our Promotion Centre.I definitely stood out against the girls in short skirts and low-cut tops, but I reluctantly took my seat and waited for the onslaught.You could tell who of the men had been around the track; they launched straight into what felt like a preselected set of questions. Finally, my ears rejoiced at the sound of the bell and he wandered off to the next poor sod.